why we are still married
- me: do you think that woman is a hooker?
- him: maybe so. not that I've ever been with a hooker.
- me: if you have any hooker stories, I don't want to hear them.
- him: I don't. I mean, I don't think I do. I think that time it was a crack head.
- me: I don't want to hear those stories either.
- later, at a restaurant, a baby a few tables away singing very loudly.
- him: I'll have what he's having!
- me: I think it's breast milk.
- him: then make it a double!
